Specification from my students: three legs (one long, two short); one eye; sharp teeth; headless; body of a carp; two noses; lots of fur; scorpion tail; eight tentacles. Provisional title “headless octoscorpiocarp”.
A day later, another class produced a somewhat similar specification: three legs, one eye, head of a fish, big sharp teeth, fat body, long dark hair, ears on stalks, and a genie bottle orbiting around it. This kind of monster is called a “Nerpaneh”.
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